April April din dumma jävel! eller hur var det..?

Hittade det här aprilskämtet på twitter.. tror knappast det är riktigt , det är nog någon som haft tråkigt idag, haha :)

Kristen Stewart's Aprilskämt till Robert Pattinson. (Här påstås de också vara tillsammans!)

K: baby... i need to tell you something.
R: okay babe... is eveything okay?
K: yea... i think so.. i just... are you alone right now?
R: yeah i'm in my trailer. Kristen, what's wrong love.
K: ugh... i so didn't want to do this over the phone... i just... Rob i...
R: babe, you're freaking me out here... what is it... just tell me...
K: i'm... well... i'm... you know how you said you wanted to be a young dad? well...
*silence*
K: rob... please say something... crap i knew i should have done this in person
R: *whispers* you're pregnant?
K: yes
R: * a little louder & getting excited* you're pregnant?!!
K: yes babe... i can't tell how you're feeling... please say something
R: *shouting* I'm Gonna be a daddy!!!! OMG baby... i love you i wish you were here to hug... *RUNS OUT OF TRAILER AND INTO STREETS OF BUDAPEST* I"M GONNA BE A DADDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE"S HAVING MY BABYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!
K: Rob...
R: I'm So excited... baby... omg... a baby... i gotta call my mom... and my Nana... OMG Nana is going to be so excited... she can die happy now. OMG Baby... this is just...
K: ROB...
R: we're gonna have to buy a house... and we're gonna have to find a preschool that's perfect... OMG i need to MARRY YOU... shit babe... do you wanna marry me? i feel like we should get married... i don't want our kid thinking we don't love eachother...
K: ROBERT!!!
R: yea babe? Omg is everything okay? is it the babe? what's wrong... tell me what you need. crap... can you even fly? OMG i need to come to LA right now... hold on okay... don't go into labor...
K: FLIPPPYYYYYYYYYYY SHUT UP FOR A DAMNED SECOND.
R: i'm sorry babe i'm just... i've never been a dad before... what if our kid doesn't like me... what if he's cooler than me... what if he wants to play sports... i can't play sports... and what if we have a daughter... and she looks like you... what if she has your legs... MOTHER EFFER those little basterds better stay away... i swear i will..
K: April Fools Flippy.
R: i'll get the boys together to beat the shit out of them... Tom will not be happy, he's small but he can punch... actually i'll bet i'll be able to do it my...wait WHAT?
K: April Fools. I'm joking. it's a joke flippy.
*silence*
K:Flippy
*silence*
K:oh come on rob...
*tears can be heard*
K: babe please don't cry..........
R: i just.. i was just... i coulda been a great dad.
K: *facepalms*


mitt enda aprilskämt var ju det gamla vanliga som jag alltid lyckas med. Berättar för mamma att jag är med barn .. ;)

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